my pet peeve is when someone ignores you
like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes